Random Jokes
Rio Ferdinand in a television interview stated that "my Champions League medal is like a chocolate orange", when further quizzed by the reporter Rio replied "it's not Terry's, it's mine", thus prompting Andy "Stamford Bridge" Townsend to throw his glass of water over Steve "Get Back To BBC" Ryder in disgust.
Frank Lampard and Joe Cole were allegedly spotted out in Red Square last night, having clearly had one or two drinks. They were reportedly singing: "We're forever blowing Doubles."
John Terry is going to start making is own brand of vodka - and like him it's bottled in Russia.
Why can't you get a cup of tea at the Bridge? All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford.
Caution: John Terry
Scholes Consoles John Terry
Joke Cole Chased By A Bee........No Joke
2 comments:
We have one of those "Caution: Wet Floor" signs from a good night out where we picked it up when we where pissed!
I think I might go and get a permanant marker pen and scrawl John Terry on it...
It was amazing how quick that picture came out though. It was on RAWK within 10 minutes of the final!
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